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Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Summer sets.
Sets upon the slow, cool
waves of the lake
that brush quietly upon the shore

I wait.
Wondering where the wind
that chimes through the trees goes
as it stirs the waters
and lilts past my ear

Wondering, as it passes,
why I hear
and feel and smell
what I can\'t see

Wondering when the fall will come,
brightly painting the leaves
that shiver on the trees,
shuddering in the wind that I feel,
and hear, and smell,
but can\'t see.

Wondering if anyone can
see me here, sitting,
quietly waiting and wondering,
in the wind off the lake.

Summer sets,
and I wonder what tomorrow will bring.
More wind? Perhaps. Maybe rain.
I don\'t know.
so as the wind continues on,
I wonder;
And wait.

--
Jay

--- "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

I remember the water.
Alive and irrepressible
full of bright, dancing rivels
cause by the vivid breeze
that stuttered across the lake.

If I had been younger
I would have run into the water
reveling in its cold bite
clutching my skin.

If I had been older
I would have pulled my coat
closer and scrunched down, vexed,
inside myself.

But I opened my arms
and, with closed eyes,
welcomed the sting of cold air,
feeling alive and ready.

Was I?
Am I?

I remember the water.
And the sky that was clouded, shock gray and ready.
And the breeze that was swift, turbulent and exultant.
Alive.

I remember the water
and I remember that
I was,
I am,
alive.

--
Jay

--- "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

Stay close, I plead
But you go anyway.
Don\'t go, I say,
But you\'re gone before I can take another breath.

I hear laughing.
There is happiness all around me.
I know it\'s there.
But I don\'t see it in me.

I feel her heat.
Her body pressing against mine
She takes me, sucks me in,
Envelopes me in her passion.
I am so happy. Then she goes.

I am alone.
I know my worth.
But it means nothing here, or now
Because I am alone.

I think of you.
I smile.
But I know I\'m not worth
what you can give,
except when you are here.

And I am alone.
And I am wonderful.
But I am nothing
When you\'re not here
I am beautiful,
But I am nothing when you are gone
I am strong,
But I am nothing when I\'m alone
And, now, I am alone.

--
Jay

--- "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

I look at you and I see
Brightness, glowing from you like
The warmth from the sun at mid-day.
Bursting, shining, blinding all around you
With desire, with wanting you.

I look at me and I see
Old, fading light like from the
Dying flames of a fire in a hearth.
Flaring up occasionally, the flames
Trying to burst up, roaring, as new,
But quickly falling back, quiet and smoldering.

I look at us and I see
Light more intense than the noonday sun
Together we shine bright, flooding all around us
With the intensity of our passion, the endlessness of our love.

I look and I see,
How you are so much more of me than I am of myself.
How, without you, I am a dim ember waiting for the breeze of
Your essence to ignite me once again.
How you embrace me with your heat, and fuel my passion and desire.
Making me more than I am able to be on my own.

I look at you and I see
Beauty and desire incarnate and real.
I look at me and I see
You, burning bright, shining strong.
I look at us and I see
Heat and fire, passion undimmed.

I look at me and I see...
You.

--
Jay

--- "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

I sit, trying to quell the trembling inside.
My stomach is queazy, my hands shake and sweat.
Is this love? Is this longing? Is this desire I feel
more than the foolish emotions of a fool of a man?

I ask myself, as I sit and shiver from something
I can\'t understand, are you imaging this?
Is your mind soaring with fantastical dreams
That you can\'t help but dream in silent repose?

I know love. I have seen its myriad forms.
Love of parents, love of children,
Love of friends who come and go.
The totality of love that only a lover can give.

I know what I feel. I have felt this before.
In times past, I waited, I pined, I wished
For the love that kept passing me by. But pass it did,
Leaving only the sweet scent of roses in it\'s wake.

I must live with this in silence. Never talking,
Never revealing what burns inside me
And consumes my heart and soul completely.
Never waning, never dying, bringing joy and sadness.

But I can\'t help, despite the sadness, to feel filled with light,
Shining as perfect as any light could shine.
Razing depression and sorrow, searing into my heart and
Writing words there that I long to say, long to hear, long to live.

I love you. So simple, but full of all emotions.
The phrase sounds quaint, often spoken with little thought,
Little regard for the feelings and sensibilities of the one loved.
Said when inappropriate, not said when its needed the most.

I love you. Meaning little or meaning much depending
on how its said and who its bestowed upon.
Parents. Children. Friends. Lovers. All receive this gift
that I give freely and with little regard for my feelings and sensibilities.

I love you. It\'s what I say to myself when I think of you,
See your face. Feel your warm breath upon my cheek.
Its what I never say lightly, and always deeply and true.
But would you understand what I meant when the words leave my lips?

But, how could I expect you to know what is in my mind, in my heart?
Its something I can\'t say to you, for fear of bringing confusion and sadness.
Its something kept inside, carefully hidden from the sight of the world.
Its what I hear myself saying to you, but only in my mind\'s ear.

So, inside it stays, shining, burning, ready to burst at any moment.
But I capture it before it leaves and push it back into my core.
The pressure of it trying to escape makes me tremble inside.
Makes my stomach queazy and my hands shake and sweat.

I shiver from something I don\'t understand. I am not imaging this.
My mind soars with wonderful dreams of what I imagine could be.
Even though reality intrudes with constant urgency,
I know, as I draw each breath, that I love you, heart and soul.

But, the joy of knowing you. The thrill of seeing you.
The passion of hearing your voice as it sings to me,
These and more are all I need, I can soak them up
And burn them into my heart, knowing that I love you, forever.

--
Jay

--- "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

I would give you flowers every day
If I could.
But, things being as they may,
I can only wish you sunshine
And beautiful colors,
Soft and sweet,
Like the flowers that I would bring you,
If I could.

I would paint you a sunset
Of blazing orange and yellow,
And Red and gold.
And hang it on your wall every day,
If I could.
But, as it is these days,
I can only wish you sunshine
And beautiful colors,
Bold and brilliant,
Like the sunset I would paint for you,
If I could.

I would take you to a island paradise,
If I could.
But, things as they are,
I can only wish you sunshine
And beautiful colors,
Fragrant and warm
Like an island paradise
Where I would take you
If I could.

If I could
I would make all your tears dry
And chase your cares and frowns
Away forever,
Leaving only your sweet, loving smile.
But as it is,
All I can do is hold you
And kiss you
And tell you that I love you
More that the flowers,
More than the sunset,
More than the island full of
Colors and sunshine and warmth,
That I would give you,
If I could.

--
Jay

--- "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

Baby, if you've ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me,
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, WKRP.

Got kind of tired packing and unpacking,
Town to town and up and down the dial
Maybe you and me were never meant to be,
But baby think of me once in awhile.
I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati.

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Hello, world, here's the song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!

We had a dream, we'd go travelin' together,
We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feelin' when we're singing a song.

Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A Whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!

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Well we're movin on up, to the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up to the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin' Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby
There ain't nothin wrong with that.

Well we're movin on up, to the East Side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up to the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

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Tra la la, la la la la.
One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' on to bring you The Banana Splits Show.
Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Lot's of fun for everyone.
Tra la la, la la la la.

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one.
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun.
Flippin like a pancake, poppin like a cork
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.
Tra la la, la la la la.

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Wally Gator is a swinging alligator in the swamp.
He's the greatest percolator when he really starts to romp.
There has never been a greater operator in the swamp.
See ya later, Wally Gator.

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Here we come
Walking down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet.

Hey, hey we're the Monkees,
And people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing,
To put anybody down.

We're just trying to be friendly,
Come watch us sing and play.
We're the young generation,
And we got something to say.

Hey, hey we're the Monkees,
You never know where we'll be found.
So you'd better get ready,
We may be comin to your town

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Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree,
Killed him a bear when he was only three.
Davy, Davy Crockett King of the Wild Frontier.

Fought single handed through the Injun war,
Till the Creeks was whipped and peace was restored.
And while he was handling this risky chore,
Made himself a legend, forevermore.
Davy, Davy Crockett the man who don't know fear.

He went of to Congress and served a spell
Fixin' up the government and laws as well.
Took over Washington, I heard tell,
And patched up the crack in the Liberty Bell.
Davy, Davy Crockett, seein' his duty clear.

When he come home, his politickin' was done,
While the western march had just begun.
So he packed his gear, and his trusty gun
And lit out a grinnin' to follow the sun.
Davy, Davy Crockett, Leadin the Pioneer.

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Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Here's the story, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own,
They were four men, living all together,
Yet they were all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.

The Brady Bunch.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.

The Brady Bunch.

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Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin' at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ole Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin' pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbillies!

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Out of the night, when the full moon is bright,
Comes the horseman known as Zorro.
This bold renegade carves a Z with his blade,
A Z that stands for Zorro.

Zorro, Zorro, the fox so cunning and free,
Zorro, Zorro, who makes the sign of the Z.

He is polite, but the wicked take flight
When they catch the sight of Zorro.
He's friend of the weak,
And the poor and the meek,
This very unique senior Zorro.

Zorro, Zorro, the fox so cunning and free,
Zorro, Zorro, who makes the sign of the Z.
Zorro, Zorro, Zorro, Zorro, Zorro.

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Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya
(Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya
(Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot,
Welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

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"There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!"

When criminals in this world appear,
And break the laws that they should fear,
And frighten all who see or hear,
The cry goes up both far and near for
Underdog,

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog, Underdog.

When in this world the headlines read
Of those who's hearts are filled with greed
And rob and steal from those in need.
To right this wrong with blinding speed goes
Underdog,

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog, Underdog.

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Come and knock on our door.
We've been waiting for you.
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too.

Come and dance on our floor.
Take a step that is new.
We've a lovable space that needs your face,
Three's company too.

You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you.
Down at our rendezvous, three is company, too.

(Thanks to John Ritter for bringing laughter and love into our lives! We'll miss you!)

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Here he comes
Here comes Speed Racer
He's a demon on wheels
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.

He's gainin' on you so you better look alive.
He's busy revvin' up a powerful Mach 5.
And when the odds are against him
And there's dangerous work to do

You bet your life Speed Racer
Will see it through.
Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer, Go!

He's off and flyin' as he guns the car around the track
He's jammin' down the pedal like he's never comin' back
Adventure's waitin' just ahead.
Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer, Go!

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It's time to play the music.

It's time to light the lights

It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

It's time to put on makeup.

It's time to dress up right

It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Why do we always come here

I guess we'll never know

It's like a kind of torture

To have to watch the show

And now let's get things started

Why don't you get things started

It's time to get things started

On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational

This is what we call the Muppet Show!

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A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this: "I'm Mister Ed."

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Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each glance and every little movement you show it

Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all

How will you make it on your own?
This world is awfully big, girl this time you're all alone
But it's time you started living
It's time you let someone else do some giving
Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.

We're gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we'll take it.
Give us any rule, we'll break it.
We're gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin' it our way.

Nothin's gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We're gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin' it our way.

There is nothing we won't try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there's no stopping us.
We're gonna do it.

On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We're gonna make our dream come true.
And we'll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.

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Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.

Chorus
This day is ours
Won't you be mine. (Oh Happy Days)
This day is ours (Oh Happy Days)
Oh please be mine.

Hello sunshine, goodbye rain,
She's wearing my high school ring on her chain.
She's my steady, I'm her man,
I'm gonna love her all I can.

Chorus

Gonna cruise her round the town,
Show everybody what I've found
Rock'n'roll with all my friends
Hopin' the music never ends.

These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days.

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George, George, George of the Jungle,
Strong as he can be. (Ahhhhhhhh)
Watch out for that tree!

George, George, George of the Jungle,
Lives a life that's free. (Ahhhhhhhh)
Watch out for that tree!

When he gets in a scrape, he makes his escape
With the help of his friend, an ape named Ape.

Then away he'll schlep on his elephant Shep
While Fella and Ursula stay in step.

Well . . . George, George, George of the Jungle,
Friend to you and me.

Watch out for that . . . tree!

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They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there under, under the sea!

Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he's near!

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!

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Flintstones.
Meet the Flintstones.
They're the modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.

Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.

When you're with the Flintstones
you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
You'll have a gay old time.

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Ok, these are not lyrics, but the voice overs ast the begining of the shows, but I'd be remiss in my duty if I didn't put it in here.

"Sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, these men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem - If no one else can help - and if you can find them - maybe you can hire the A-Team."

"Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy. And they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that. And now they work for me. My name is Charlie."

"On November thirteenth Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down he knew she was right. But he also knew that someday he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy'"

"Doctor David Banner: Physician, Scientist. Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of Gamma radiation alters his body chemistry. And now when David Banner grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. The creature is driven by rage, and pursued by an investigative reporter. The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit. David Banner is believed to be dead. And he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him."

"Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." (Hulk roars)

"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area we call the Twilight Zone."

"You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!"

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone!"

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Well now its time to say good-bye to Jay and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality

Deviant that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, y'hear

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Jay

--- "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

I watch you.
Sitting as you work or
Walking past me on your way somewhere.
Your dark hair falls across your eyes as
You stop to say hello and chat.
We talk about work,
I look at you
Like a sponge looks at the water.
Feeling the hunger and
Wanting to soak up the sight of you.
All of you.
Your soft, shy smile.
Your silky neck.
The subtle, sensual curves
That flow across you.
An energy flows between us.
I can feel it in your look.
I can see it in your smile.
But, more than this,
This abstract wanting,
This forlorn desire,
Is forbidden.
You go home to yours and
I go home to mine.
We are happy. Never wanting a change.
But the thought of,
“What if?”
And the shudder I feel inside when you are near
Make me feel even more alive than before.
I am sure you feel the same.
Some things unspoken
Still can speak volumes in the right ears.
I want to touch your hand,
Gently slide my hand up your arm,
Kiss your neck as I inhale
You freshness and warmth.
I want to feel your warmth
Pressing against me.
I want to feel your hand on my cheek,
The touch of your lips against mine.
And I want more,
So much more!
But I know that I am only imagining a fantasy.
So, I am content to subdue my desires
And subsume all that you are.
And smile as we talk about things that are
Meaningless and safe,
And watch you.

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Jay

--- "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright